I found my hard drive! Yay! Pretty great news, right? So great that you probably don't want to ask any additional que--
Right. Good question. Yes, well, as it turns out...
...THEY WERE ON MY HEAD THE ENTIRE TIME! I know, right? I was all like "where's my hard drive?" And you were all like, "Did you check to see if you were currently wearing them? Like, in the headal region?" And I was like, "Don't be ridiculous!"
And then you were all pointing to your heads, and miming sliding them down over your eyes, but I wasn't paying attention, because I was on the phone with Amtrak saying, "How could you have lost my beloved hard drive! Your probably stole them, didn't you!" Ha! That must have been pretty funny.
Good thing that I didn't offer a reward! You probably would have just taken a picture of me to collect the money!
Oh well. Fun's over, boys and girls! You can all go about your business now.
Man, I haven't been this embarrassed since that time I forgot I left a pair of glasses in the side pocket of my backpack...