As a long time New Yorker and occasional (says my tax forms) New Englander, many of you have been asking me* where my loyalties lie vis-à-vis next Sunday's Super Bowl. But I have to tell you, I can't let my heart decide such things. For me, it all comes down to science**:

*I mean "you" in the less frequently used sense of "no one in particular."

**And a suprisingly poor grasp of modern video editing software!